Makallbuks » 13 Jul 2023, 2:10 pm » wrote: ↑
“There once was a VP named Camel Toe
Who hid her past as a ho,
She’d take the starch south
With cock in her mouth
And spit it the rest out on the flo.”
Or something like that-
Okay, Mr. Maka...whoever you are!
Now THAT is getting a little vulgar for my tender sensitivities.
There once was a governor named Pigslee
Who licked men's brown starfish under a fig tree
He championed gay pride
His wife knew, but set it aside
'Cause she knew a blacksnake was bigger
So when Pigslee was away
She took it up the *** by a ***