FLAGRANT HOMOSEXUAL, CHILD DANGER
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Steve Martin: And you can’t feel confident unless your manhood is smooth and soft, right?
Bob Hillets: Exactly! If I’m thinking about my appearance, I’m not thinking about selling houses. The day I started using Steve’s cream, I sold three houses. Now, I have more energy than before, my confidence is sky-high, I just got my pilot’s license, and next week I’m flying solo from L.A. to Tahoe with nothing onboard except two jars of your cream.
Steve Martin: That’s great!
Bob Hillets: Well, the best part, Steve, is that now I can throw away all those cans of turtle wax.
Steve Martin: Our next guest actually started using my new cream by accident. Isn’t that right, Dave?