Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
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In the style of Notorious BIG:
Uh-huh, yeah, it's your boy Biggie Golds And today we talkin' 'bout why you gotta buy that gold, ya heard?First off, let me tell you 'bout the value of this precious metal It's been rockin' since ancient times, n' it's always been a heavy medal Compared to paper money that devalues over time Gold increases in demand, it's a timeless climbAnd the stability it brings, oh man, it's unmatched When the markets crash and everything else collapses Gold maintains its worth, it's like a hidden catch An economic hedge, it's a fact, it's reliable, it's that real stashPlus, it's a symbol of wealth, power and success A physical manifestation of your smartness, your progress Having gold in your portfolio shows your foresight, your finesse It's a solid investment, it's for the bestSo don't wait,
Nothing is easier than defending the status quo.