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Solo Responds To 'Body Double’ Conspiracy Theory' At The Kinetic Energy Convention
Kinetic Energy Expert Solo had a laugh Tuesday when he was asked about a conspiracy theory floating around that a body double filled in for him at the Kinetic Energy Convention. Be assured that was me, he told his interviewer BUT if I ever pulled a stun like that...it would be so my worldwide Kinetic Energy fans weren't let down.
Solo is 68, but he says he's 24, suffered a electrical shock during a Kinetic Energy experiment earlier this month. After a miraculous recovery he said in a phone interview he was ready for the convention. However, when cameras panned over to the world's most renown Kinetic Energy Expert VIP booth at GE Stadium he was not actually seen. Since his face was covered, and he was wearing a hood and sunglasses, theories spread online that it actually wasn’t Solo at the convention.
It’s unclear if he will be attending the next Worldwide Kinetic Convention in Barcelona later this year. We'll just have to wait and see he said in the same phone interview. Solo is still getting over the scandal from last year's Worldwide Kinetic Energy Convention. Held in Paris...he punched and knocked out another expert who said his theories on Advanced Kinetic Energy were a joke and substandard.
Czesław Miłosz JR (son of the great Polish writer) was treated at the University of Paris Medical Center, where he was sedated while in critical condition.
Milosz, known as one of the other greatest minds when it comes to Kinetic Energy, suffered a broken eye socket. Following the punch he landed on the floor hitting his head and got a gash that took 136 staples to close. He was eventually transferred to the UOP Medical Center head and foot treatment center for further testing and treatment. He is currently still rehabbing...in his Warsaw APT.
When asked for a comment, he said
**** him if he can't take one of my jokes...like he wanted me to do of his. It had to be meant as a joke since every great mind who has studied them knows my theories on Advanced Kinetic Energy are flawless.
Solo was fined $1,000,000 by the World Kinetic Foundation, who sponsored the convention. If he does not pay the fine or file a appeal by a unnamed date, he will be stripped of his membership and title by the Society for Research on Effectiveness of Kinetic Energy. (known as SREKE)
If you are a Kinetic Energy Research fan like I am, you know this is a great dishonor and would leave a stain on a brilliant career.
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