Today 12:50 pm
They are like trying to cut soggy grassy weeds with an electric powered weedeater. There's too many of these wet noodles, and they just get all tangled up in your weedeater's head. After slopping around in their swampy soup, removing thousands of them while clearing your weedeater every few minutes, you eventually run out of battery power.
Then, you take out the nuclear option. Look to your left. Look to your right. Look down the road. Look to see if your wife is watching. Then, you load your pump sprayer with Diesel fuel and spray the entire field of sopping, wet, annoying weedeater clogging weeds. Then, you think to yourself, "I know they will eventually die, but why not just light it all up"? You pull that plastic lighter out.....flick......flick. No, you're not really going to do that.....flick......flick, OH SNAP! The entire field is burning. GLORIOUS!!!