Liberal Forum

Here's why I hate squirrels:

• They take **** that doesn't belong to them.
• They are stupid creatures, but smart at taking **** that doesn't belong to them.
• And, then leave a dollop of squirrel **** just to let you know who did it.

Is this enough to impose a death sentence upon a squirrel?  Should I give it a trial first? Should I fire a shot over its head as a warning?  Will there be protests?