Now, what can you give me that would make me decide to be nice to you? You would like that - me being nice to you. I could care about Gaza children. And send love-heart emojis to Iranians and Russians.
And I could cry about the injustice to trans people. Oh, wait, you hate trans people. If I recall, you despise them.
My bad. I could get down on a prayer rug with you and do things to you....like pray and stuff. That's not too creepy, is it?