IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED, COFFEE CAUSES THE HEART SENSORS TO SEND WRONG MESSAGES. CAUSING YOUR HEART TO BEAT FAST. RESULTING IN SLUDGE IN THE HEART. WHEN THE SLUG REACHES THE BRAIN. YOU DIE, OR BECOME A VEGETABLE. WOW-WOW-WOW. WITH HIGH FOOD PRICES, PEOPLE HAVE A REASON TO STOP BUYING COFFEE.