Liberal Forum

A lady is a big donor to a hospital and gets a private tour with a doctor. As they walk down a wing, she looks into a room and gasps, telling the doctor a nurse is giving a patient a hand job. The doctor explains that the patient has a medical problem that requires his seminal vesicles to be drained daily or they can rupture. She says that she understands. Further down the wing, she looks into another room and says, "Oh my god, a nurse is giving a patient a blow job in there!” The doctor replies, “Same problem -- better insurance.”