You're the only "perceived woman" on this board. And I still think you're a man! But regardless, you are the only "perceived woman".
So all these sorry guys, are like slobbering all over you, hoping for a compliment from a man who pretends to be a woman. Or a woman that should be a man.
They're just so sorry ****...
This place is so embarrassing, that I'm gonna watch what happens for a bit.