So they look weird. Like Irish and English and Oriental people. They got close eyeballs. Like Jews, plus a big nose, gosh they're double whammied. How the **** do they see?
It's all about inbreeding based on religion.
Not the Scottish though, they have wide eyes! That's why they defeated the Romans! Better 3D vision...
I kid about that... they ran like little schoolgirls with their narrow eyes!