Jantje_Smit » 18 Aug 2022, 6:09 am » wrote: ↑
Nah, it's doesn't work that way.... when people knock on my door... they really do... lol... the doorbell doesn't work... I don't answer with my name, I assume they already know who lives there, I just ask them wtf they are and what they want... in somewhat nicer words...lol... usually...

OK then... be difficult... :-)
Hello, My name is Rupert Wang Sisco, I'm from the local homeowner's association, and I understand you are having problems with puddles?
Exactly how many puddles are you having problems with?
The neighbors say you have given up on your puddles and are waiting for others to clean them up!
We, at the HOA, must insist that you figure out the problem with your puddles and maybe wear a diaper. Is that a jigsaw puddle over there?