Police update: 4 dirty punk, chicken ****, low life *** were seen fleeing the area. Helicopters and K-9s were used in trying to track them but the stink of the *** tossed the dogs off the familiar skunk scent and there were so many stolen Kias by other *** the police couldn’t locate the suspects car.
Guess we’re done taking the grandkids to the annual Point Defiance Zoo-Lights during the holidays unless they display some hanging *** decorated in black or choking on an inner tube they chewed on. **** animals!!
Hows that?