Don't you ever get tired of being a *******?
But if you read The Night Before Christmas, the 1822 poem that established Santa's modern form, you'll see that he's not a big guy at all.
He's an elf. He's not even a little bit big. And this is not even alluded to; it's stated very clearly.Dec 23, 2019
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Santa Claus Is Actually an Elf, Says 'Night Before Christmas'