DeezerShoove » 03 Dec 2025, 7:46 pm » wrote: ↑
I was chosen by God. He looks like Gandalf and smells of honey-baked ham.
Good Guy. He's wary of the swarthy types though. But, being a loving Guy, He stays friendly.
You catch more flies with honey-baked ham, ya know, than salted fish.
Funny Guy, too. Every few centuries He throws mankind a knuckleball. A plague or a flood.
Kinda like a 50's Measles Party or spraying your neighbor with the hose. Good for a few laughs.
Lately He's doing a Pixelated Genitals thing. Some people can't tell what half of the human race they're in.
You know how the Spanish Flu got its name? Because that was the first country to identify and warn about it.
Patient Zero was actually here in the U.S.A.
Well, a few decades from now I wonder what they'll call the "I Can't See My Junk" era?
All the suicided trannies and traumatized 6 year-olds must mean something, for Guy's sake. I mean, God.

I actually don't have anything against religion in general...I'm of the opinion there is *most likely* some kind of supernatural deity whose powers are far beyond human comprehension.
It just seems oddly convenient that a specific group will claim they are "Chosen" when there is nothing I have witnessed or observed or read about their long history to back up that claim...if the J U U Z went around curing cancer and lifting random people out of poverty I suppose there wouldn't be much grounds to doubt their word...except all they do is print a bunch of money via the banking system and hand it out to other J U U Z and then act entitled to everyone else's "stuff."
Oh and have underage girls (and boys...) sexually enslaved in god knows where...
Sounds like your run of the mill thieves / scammers / liars