Filing for unemployment has NOTHING TO DO WITH JOBS.
This is true. Plenty of loopholes exist in the system.
If a president told BLS to start reporting accurate statistics during his term, he would immediately be the worst-performing president in history.
Americans are too retarded to understand that a President who honestly reports the numbers, bad as they may be, is doing them a favor. Instead they would rather have someone like SAINT RAYGUN lie and twist the head of the BLS' arm until they implement "heuristic changes" to permanently bias UE rates lower when calculated, unreflective of reality