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Or the best preferred outcome is to appoint Reza Pahlevistein a new head of state.

Then promptly setup a "Central" bank [so J U U Z Can print the $$]

Appoint hundreds of Israeli dual-citizens to top levels of government 

Have Iranian Homeland Security Dept. run out of Tel Aviv 

Legalize marijuana and all kinds of other drugs 

Undress the women 

Bring all the LGBTQ++ out of the closet and into the classrooms 

Give the US oil companies exclusive rights to develop Iranian oilfields  

Call all negative mentions of Israel and chosen people "antisemitism". 

Pay reparations to Israel for the 12-day war damage for next 50 years 

Add diversity by shipping in "refugees" from Central Africa 

Immediately start antagonizing Russia and ask to join NATO 

What did I miss?