You can take the Fraudster out of India, but you can't take Fraud out of the Indian. The entire country is a fraudulent snake pit, literally and figuratively. Lying and cheating is, for many, a core industry. Phone rings. Microsoft telling me my computer has been infected with a virus. "Ve kon help you" says the Hindi-inflected voice, "but ve need to take kontrol of your cumputer." So I ask "how's the weather in Bangalore?" <click>
If it's Brown, flush it Down.