30 Mar 2026 7:40 pm
Court is in session.
Prosecution "Eggplant" argues: MAGATs are some of the dumbest rubes and motherfcking imbeciles alive...
1) REtarded c0njobz claimed Biden's "bad policies" caused a rise in energy prices and that Trump would fix this.
2) REtarded c0njobz believed the MAGATs' claim that Harris would be another "neocon / war" president, in contrast to Trump who would actively push for peace.
3) REtarded c0njobz claimed the Orange Sphincter would broker a resolution to Ukraine / Russia
4) REtarded c0njobz believed the Orange Pedo would "create millions of good paying jobs for American citizens," especially in manufacturing
5) REtarded c0njobz believed the Orange "Yam Daddy" secured "trillions upon trillions" (e.g. Arab states supposedly investing $18T) of dollars of foreign investment with his "Art of the Deal[making]"
6) REtarded c0njobz believed the Orange Conman, along with Chancellor Musk, would "greatly reduce the federal budget deficit" via DOGE
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I would like the Prosecution to provide any addendums (R "Eggplant" calls it his special "Bath salt in a gushing wound"), and for the Defense to specify which one of these points (if any) is factually inaccurate.
If they are unable to refute the majority of these claims then they should accept any consequences...including endless mockery and derision
2 Nominations
*Roshambo Mar 29, 2026, Cannonpointer Mar 30, 2026
Go to original post on Mar 30, 2026 9:35am
Go to nomination on Mar 30, 2026 5:37pm
Prosecution "Eggplant" argues: MAGATs are some of the dumbest rubes and motherfcking imbeciles alive...
1) REtarded c0njobz claimed Biden's "bad policies" caused a rise in energy prices and that Trump would fix this.
2) REtarded c0njobz believed the MAGATs' claim that Harris would be another "neocon / war" president, in contrast to Trump who would actively push for peace.
3) REtarded c0njobz claimed the Orange Sphincter would broker a resolution to Ukraine / Russia
4) REtarded c0njobz believed the Orange Pedo would "create millions of good paying jobs for American citizens," especially in manufacturing
5) REtarded c0njobz believed the Orange "Yam Daddy" secured "trillions upon trillions" (e.g. Arab states supposedly investing $18T) of dollars of foreign investment with his "Art of the Deal[making]"
6) REtarded c0njobz believed the Orange Conman, along with Chancellor Musk, would "greatly reduce the federal budget deficit" via DOGE
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I would like the Prosecution to provide any addendums (R "Eggplant" calls it his special "Bath salt in a gushing wound"), and for the Defense to specify which one of these points (if any) is factually inaccurate.
If they are unable to refute the majority of these claims then they should accept any consequences...including endless mockery and derision
2 Nominations
*Roshambo Mar 29, 2026, Cannonpointer Mar 30, 2026
Go to original post on Mar 30, 2026 9:35am
Go to nomination on Mar 30, 2026 5:37pm