24 Jul 2023 6:59 pm
been saying that for years. you see more tp on the floor at those places than probably went down the drain.LowIQTrash » 24 Jul 2023, 5:29 pm » wrote: ↑ Every day, upon waking, I am flabbergasted...nay, speechless, at how advanced our society is, all thanks to the little tome written almost 250 yrs ago by that special economist.
(Who, by the way, would immediately disavow the dogma regurgitated by our "free market" theologians and call them **** retards)
1. Flimsy toilet paper at the supermarket
Not so long ago...perchance 3 decades, give or take 1, toilet paper you'd wipe your *** with (and what "Brandon's" handler's servants use for "Brandon" most certainly, assuming "Brandon" isn't wearing diapers) at the supermarket's restrooms was thick. It didn't break easily and you wouldn't "feel" the poopoo on the other side.
Then some genius, likely with a MBA from Harvard, Northwestern, or Stanford, came along and told the C-suite, "If you guys just bought the CHEAPEST and LOWEST GRADE toilet paper, [your supermarket chain] can save close to a million dollars per year!"
And of course, this MBA collected his "consulting fee" of $200K based off imaginary $700K/yr in savings for the likes of Kroger or Walmart. All for a PowerPoint presentation made 1 day prior to his showing in front of the big wigs (and he probably pulled an all-nighter, so in reality it's 0.5 days prior).
(As an aside, please note that conservative retards think this type of person "works hard" and totally isn't a grifter/conman who just happens to wear a nice suit to impress easily impressed morons)
Of course, what the C-suite members (all whom collect huge stock compensation + salaries and have an unwarranted ego to boot because of the aforementioned) didn't realize is that anyone who respects and understands personal hygiene is going to use as much toilet paper as necessary because having crusted feces up your *** is both uncomfortable and disgusting.
So the real "savings" is $0/yr. Amazing!
(In case you are too retarded to figure out why: because instead of using an average of [X] plies per **** based on quality toilet paper, people will use [2X] - possibly [3X] if the toilet paper is really garbage - plies on average so any "cost savings" is negated)
And, I despise bean counters whether they're Liberal or Conservative.