SouthernFried
2 Apr 2026 10:12 am
     
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*Roshambo » 02 Apr 2026, 9:47 am » wrote: I started dating my wife in 11th grade...I settled for no-one. 

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  $130,000 hush agreement

Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting **** by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart ...“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Blah blah blah. Nobody bothers to read your fake articles and made up accusations by whores seeking money and attention.

Meanwhile, your wife is still one ugly bitch. 
 
Are you aware that Obama got his dick sucked by a *** in the back of a limo?
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