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Prospero
5 Jun 2023 2:31 pm
5 Jun 2023 2:31 pm
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RayJJohnson » 05 Jun 2023, 2:21 pm » wrote: I wanted to give a special thank you to all you liberals, for destroying our country. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!


 
Thank a liberal (part ONE)

If you do not have skin cancer, and have ever stood outside without having a peeling sunburn within moments, thank the ozone layer, thank the ban on CFCs, and thank a liberal.If you have not died in a heat wave, drought, hurricane, flood, wildfire, or other climate change disaster, and like the idea of your children and grandchildren not living in desert wastelands, thank a liberal.If you have ever breathed clean air or drank clean water, thank a liberal.If no woman you know has died or been maimed in a back-alley abortion, thank a liberal.If you have never been lynched, or had your children firebombed in a church, thank a liberal.If you are glad we don’t live in a right-wing dictatorship along the lines of what conservatives overtly and covertly created in Iran, Guatamala, Nicaragua, the Dominican Republic, the Congo, Chile, Brazil, El Salvador, the Phillipines, Indonesia and many others, thank a liberal.If you have ever used Medicare, thank a liberal.If you have not gotten cancer from radiation, thank the Nuclear test ban and thank a liberal.If you have ever sat on a public seat, drank from a drinking fountain, stood on a bus, or done anything in public without worrying about being beaten up for being in the wrong section for your skin color, thank a liberal.If you’ve ever driven on an interstate highway, thank a liberal.If you grew up in a family of less than 12 kids, like the idea of being able to choose if you have 12 kids or not, if you don’t live in an overpopulated third world slum, or just think birth control is a good idea, thank a liberal.If your family benefited from the GI Bill of Rights, FHA Mortgages, and so forth, thank a liberal.If you have ever bought anything from Europe, and are glad the Marshall plan kept it from remained a bombed-out shell or falling to communism or neo-fascism, thank a liberal.If you are glad that the Nazis don’t control half the world (conservatives opposed joining World War 2 until it was forced on them) thank a liberal.If you have ever eaten food (agricultural subsidies), flicked on a light switch (rural electrification) or benefited from the Tennessee Valley Authority, thank a liberal.If you ever drank a beer or a glass of wine without being thrown in jail, thank a liberal.If you are not a land-owning white male, but have voted, thank a liberal.If you have not died from tainted meat, been prescribed something useless or poisonous by a quack doctor, have not given your children cough syrup which turned out to have heroin as its secret ingredient, thank a liberal. (and Nixon)If your workplace is safe and you are paid a living wage, including overtime; if you enjoy a 40-hour week and you are allowed to join a union to protect your rights without being lynched, thank a liberal.If you’ve ever seen a national park, and it hadn’t been strip mined and clearcut into a desert wasteland, thank a liberal. 
If you have never suffered from an economy of massive deflation, and have never even heard of an economic phenomenon called a “panic”, thank a liberal.If your children go to school instead of working in coal mines, thank a liberal.If you’re a Native American and have not been killed or died in a concentration camp, or if you live near Native Americans and are not at war with them, thank a liberal.
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