3 Jul 2023 4:49 pm
My father had a cousin named Wanda so utterly gorgeous I was in love with her although she was in her forties when I was in the first grade.DeplorablePatriot » 03 Jul 2023, 4:09 pm » wrote: ↑ Brucie thinks normal human sexuality is immoral. If you have a problem seeing beautiful women in bathing suits, you have a problem. There's a reason WWI pilots didn't adorn their bombers with cocks N' balls. Real men didn't pine to come home to a hairy back and lubed stink *** if they survived the war, pinhead.
And while there other gorgeous women, she had the sexiest, kitten purr of a voice I’ve ever heard.
Women like that girl on the Busch Light ad or my Daddy’s cousin do not drink beer. Their husbands don’t drink beer, either.
Beer is for kids and grown ups who can’t afford better.
Her husband, was a genuine naval aviator who would regale me with stories of dog fighting Zeros in the Pacific and night landings on carriers
My favorite part was photos of Wicked Wanda he had painted on the nose of his plane.
She’d see herself on the plane, twenty years younger, and purr, we sure were glamorous back then, weren’t we?
He’d smile and say you’re still my favorite girl today, honey.
They traded every year, for a brand new Lincoln four door Continental convertible with suicide doors, and Wanda wore a scarf that trailed behind her, as they drove away.