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Bruce
29 Aug 2023 2:09 pm
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Skans » 29 Aug 2023, 1:34 pm » wrote: ↑ Pabst is one of several beers I drank in High School that I will never drink again.  Here's my list of high school beer that I will likely never return to:
  • Pabst
  • Busch and Busch Light
  • Micky's Big Mouth
  • Hamm's (I drank this awful stuff at a nasty titty bar when I was 19 - that's all they had, tasted spoiled and it made me sick as a dog)
  • Carling's Black Label
I’m a teetotaler at heart.

But I’m raising three kids, all grown now.

Last year before deer camp, I overheard my son tell a friend they needed to buy a 12 pack of Michelob Ultra because all the old man keeps in the refrigerator down there is Pabst  Blue Ribbon and it’s two years old.

When I looked in the fridge it was actually three years old.

Did you know beer kept at 36 degrees will stay good a decade?

I offered the boys a Pabst and they passed.

I drank one and said Ahhhh

This stuff really ages well.

You boys go over to camp and I’ll catch up with you later on.

I waited long enough for the stories to get thick and I arrived with a half pint bottle of Jim Beam Black, I got to visiting with neighbors and left the bottle over there, with one drink out of the top of the neck, and no cap.

I’m mighty careless some times.
 
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