Child Groomer, Sexual Predator
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No, but good try.
My church believes a tiny percentage of people are born to be bad. Such a devil’s child could easily go inside a garage after having crab walked out of a prison, stolen a van, and arrived at the garage with an armed man inside.
Or did the homeowner make that **** up and fire sone rounds into the woods to cover up his missing loaded Marlin Model 60?
I say second choice.