19 Dec 2023 8:03 pm
Well that's the beauty of the channel selector. You can select the channel you want to watch and not see gay. I do it everyday.Cannonpointer » 19 Dec 2023, 9:01 pm » wrote: ↑ I still think the game is gay. They have top of the line, beautiful women jumping up and down in skimpy outfits shaking their pretties, and all the camera wants to look at is a couple of sweaty dudes in the middle of the field. One guy is reaching under the other one's *** - it's just homoerotic horseplay as far as I can tell.
He pulls out this huge ball. MUCH bigger than what should be found down there - which I find a bit "on the nose." And EVERYBODY wants this ball. Getting that ball seems to be on the top of everyone's list - like they are lusting after it.
And you notice, those players are always patting each other on the ***. Sorry - gay.
Not gonna go into the names of the players' positions - okay fine: tight ends and wide receivers (gay). Then you have holders and safeties - probably something planned parenthood provides. And I don't even want to know what a "long snapper" does - I try to keep my innocence. I WILL NOT go to urban dictionary and check on that.
Did you know they have a position called "upback"? It's also called "Personal Protector." I'm not kidding. Do you think for ONE MINUTE that children should be exposed to this sport??? For pete sake, there is a "gunner" and a "jammer" - I do NOT consider myself a prude, but I have lines, mister.
And their big event? It's called "SEWPER BOWL," and is accompanied by much fanfare and pomp - quite the drag show on every level. I've seen Ru Paul concerts that were less queer.
Don't get me started on the other big sports - all gay. There are only two verifiably straight sports in america: rassling and bowling. Except in the bowling alley bathrooms - all bets are off. But on the lanes, it's clean.