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15 Apr 2026 4:42 pm
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nefarious101 » 15 Apr 2026, 2:22 pm » wrote: All I'm worried about is 3 strawberry patches that are a month and a half ahead of schedule....berries are too small....and ripening right now!

thousands of berries the size of a **** quarter....sadness sweeps the land.....

I don't have time to worry about politics when confronted by berry catastrophe on a massive scale
My sister got conned into letting a pregnant cat cohabitate with her. She nammed it Snuggler, because it was OH SO FRIENDLY. Homelessness during an unwanted pregnancy crisis tends to imrpove the social graces, don't ya know.

So the litter comes along, and my sister now has 8 freshly weaned kittens on her hands - and kittens are notoriously hard to give away. 

So she didn't try. 

She put up a sign at the nearest major intersection offering full-blooded American Snuggler kittens for only ten dollars each. She made 80 bucks in three hours, and she off-loaded those kittens the day she put her mind to it.

You need to put up a fruit stand and sell those Danish Minis at half price, down from 7 bucks a pound. 

You're welcome, and get busy. 
 
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