You should probably get your balls out of your wife’s purse while she’s sleeping.Skans
We have deer and turkey right off our back porch. My wife would never let me shoot one on our property, though. Somehow, as long as I go kill one in a WMA from a tree stand, it's not like killing the "family deer".
Honestly, I can tell there aren't enough folks hunting deer anymore. Their populations seem out of control to me.