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2 Jul 2020 8:15 pm
SJConspirator » 02 Jul 2020, 7:33 pm » wrote: ↑ Imagine I’m a big shot at Boeing and my company just completed a new stealth model fighter jet that I want to sell to the government. Only problem is, my jet is not quite the awesome weapon of war I wanted it to be... it barely gets off the runway, and tends to explode randomly in midair. IOW, typical fare for the MIC.
Of course I want the taxpayers to spend $billions on my useless junk, but there is this damn stubborn president who won’t start a war with Iran, won’t escalate any existing wars, and I can’t get my contacts at the Pentagon to sign the shady contract that will allow me to drain the slush fund of never ending war, drain that money that should be hoarded by me and never used on education or infrastructure or anything that benefits a nation like the USA.
what to dooo... I got it! Let’s get some friends of mine in the Intelligence Community to meet with a US reporter and start a rumor that Russia is paying for US scalps in Afghanistan! That will get the populace riled up, calling for retaliation, putting pressure on Trump to ramp up war expenditures, increase my chances of selling my defective stealth fighter, and inch us all closer to nuclear Armageddon! Am I a fricken genius or what...
Believe me to tell you one thing my friend. We were finished with all killing of American USA soldiers. We had finally accepted them, and their foreign ways of killing our people. We had gotten used to them and learned to live with them and die from them. The fight was out of us.
Then Mr. Putin offered to buy us lunch if we killed Americans. And I don't mean some stupid chick pea and lentil soup or some cheaply perfumed loofa. I mean kebab - lamb, goat, chicken, you name it. And foreign dishes, too, like the pierogi, with it;s incredibly subtle and delicate complete lack of any flavor.
Well, I can tell you that the hills are again ringing with joyful cries of li li li.
The holy war is on again
We will kill you and your spawn, my friend
May the Jihad live and never end
Holy war is on again! EVERYBODY!
I am willing to give this expert testimony to the congress of your country. My CIA handler will vouch for my credibility. I have never given intel they did not want to receive (known as "bad" intel) - fact in my favor.
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