Yesterday 4:32 pm
Cannonpointer » 43 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Oh, I don't **** with churches, other than to vandalize their signs.
Like they will have, "The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want." I will pull the letters down and change it to, "The war is my Lord and ****."
The only church I would ever consider joining is the Westboro Baptist Church. My kind of folks - real assholes.
That, or maybe one other. Y'see, there is a "First Baptist" in every podunk **** in the bible belt, the rust belt, the incest belt and the corn belt. First Baptist this, First Baptist that - and never, ever, EVER have I seen a Second Baptist. So that is the other church I would consider joining. The Second Baptist.
Like racist and hating a race, I don't know if hating a bapt is my style.
I don't even know what that is so being a baptist would be a learning curve...
As a kid I went to a Free Methodist church. Didn't go for that one either.
You get what you pay for. Next time I'd rather go to one that cost something.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.
I like the very things you hate.