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10 Jul 2023 9:38 am
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Bruce » 10 Jul 2023, 9:25 am » wrote: When I finally brought home the girl I’d marry, my mother and her were just thick as thieves, and they had a wonderful time all weekend.

But after we were alone, Mama said to me,

That girl could stand to loose five pounds, maybe ten would be better, but before you settle for her just because she’s gorgeous and her father owns a dozen banks, and she looks about like I did when I was young, remember she won’t get a bit sweeter dispositioned as she gets older,

Oh God, if I’d have listened.Image

I thought my mother was mean.  

I had no idea.

But she was a good mother, and faithful wife, but after 20 years we agreed to disagree.
Just tell your mom you could have brought home a guy with high cheekbones and dong... she'll feel much better about your choice.
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