Since I'm an Indigenous American....lived here all my life...I am allowed to hand out "Spirit Names"
Squatting Snatch is a gay lumberjack wanna be with some pretty intense delusions of being a bigfoot
I check with the spirit world and they told me that I should name him "Squatting Snatch"
their idea...not mine....and I'm not gonna argue with the spirit world or piss them off