So are we on?....I'm your God now and you must obey or be subject to the eternal butthurt of damnation?
Go to Home Depot and get yourself a pair of needle-nosed plyers, 1 gross of large Alligator Clips, a can of propane and check back.....it's time to do some penance for your sins against the "All Father"...ME!...OK Bitch!!...I forgot to tell you BITCH is your new name from now on...make sure you answer to it