19 Aug 2022 4:44 pm
peepee » 19 Aug 2022, 4:26 pm » wrote: ↑ ...i'd say there are more of you mindless puppet trump cacksuckers [orange man good] than puppet trump haters [orange man bad] ...you stooooopid f@ck ptc's [and mi's] could be replaced by a parrot trained to suck puppet trump's cack...word...
well well well....Urine boy would say....break news here.....in Urineville anyway
I was in a bar the other day and this guy came walking in and sat at the bar with us. He had the little piano and set it on the bar. He then reached in his top shirt pocket and pulled out a little stool setting it in front of the piano.
We asked, What's that all about?"
He replied that he would be back in a moment and left the bar. In a few minutes he returned holding this little man in his hand. He sat the little man on the stool in front of the piano and the little guy started playing...he was amazing.
I asked where he got that and said there is a genie outside granting wishes. I went out to find the genie and I did being an amazing tracker that I am, but that's another story. He told me he would grant me a wish but only one. I told him I wanted a billion bucks and all of a sudden "BLAM!!"...a billion ducks appeared.
I told the genie I said a billion bucks...not a billion ducks and he replied, "My hearing aid is **** up..sorry but you only get one wish"
I went back into the bar and the man with the amazing little piano player was still there. I told him that the genie sucked...he can't hear ****. the guy replied, "I know...you don't think I actually wished for a 10 inch pianist do you?
