men have trained women to run around half naked for thousands of years and women loved it....that's all they knew
If they don't like it just say, "Sorry, I'm a cosmetic surgeon and I'm amazed what a train wreck your face is...or tits are. If you get caught scoping her *** out just say, "Your *** looks like a load of applesauce held together with a pair of panty hose"....she'll give you that luvin' look....especially the black chicks...I do it all the time