Skans » 6 minutes ago » wrote: ↑ Hey, Xi Jinping, I have a job for you laying railroad tracks in Nebraska. It pays $1.25/day and whippings are limited to 3x/week. But, at least you're countrymen won't be playing soccer with your head in the streets of Beijing.
He could get a gig at Disney as "Winnie the Pooh"....heard they put people in jail for cracking Xi Pooh jokes in China
