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Phelix_Dacat » 17 Nov 2021, 12:38 pm » wrote: ↑

17 Nov 2021, 12:38 pm

Police: Police, how can I help you?
Rock: This guy on the internet threatened me.
Police: He threatened to kill you?
Rock: No.
Police: He threatened to kill someone else?
Rock: No.
Police: He threatened to damage property?
Rock: No.
Police: What exactly did he threatened to do?
Rock: Send my son an email.
Police: An email about what?
Rock: About me being racist.
​​​​​​​Police: You're racist?
Rock: No.
​​​​​​​Police: As I understand you, someone on the internet is threatening to email your son telling him you are racist, correct?
Rock: Yes.
​​​​​​​Police: Why would he think you're racist?
Rock: I laughed at an N-word joke and signed on to a post where someone said that there are black people and N-word people. He threatened to send those posts to my son.
​​​​​​​Police: You laughed at an N-word joke and signed on to a post where someone said that there are black people and N-word people, but you're not racist?
Rock: Correct.
​​​​​​​Police: Did he send an email to your son?
Rock: Not yet.
​​​​​​​Police: I see. What did you want us to do?
Rock: Kill him. His name is Phelix and...
​​​​​​​Police: <click>
Rock: Hello? Hello? Are you still there? Hello?
Rock: <grumble>
Rock: <grumble>
Rock: <grumble>
Rock: Protect and Serve my 70 year old racist *** ...
​​​​​​​Rock: <grumble>