3 Sep 2023 11:02 pm
We know a LONG time ago, you admitted to sucking 2 dicks.
This is of course under the same principle as a drunk claiming they only drank two beers when we ALL know they drank anywhere from a 12 pack to a case.
So we can safely and prudently estimate it was 12-24+ total dicks you actually sucked back then.
Now we factor in time and the principle of gayness. No one stays at a constant level of gay. Gay grows with several factors such as wearing underwear pee-hole backwards, increased gay innuendo on political forums, etc.
According to my calculations, I'm going to conservatively estimate you've sucked at least 100-120 dicks on upwards of 20 different men. Two of which weren't even gay at the time.
Pretty sure my logic and numbers are beyond reproach/scrutiny so I'm asking you to FINALLY come out of the closet and tells how many dicks you've REALLY sucked?
Thanks in advance
This is of course under the same principle as a drunk claiming they only drank two beers when we ALL know they drank anywhere from a 12 pack to a case.
So we can safely and prudently estimate it was 12-24+ total dicks you actually sucked back then.
Now we factor in time and the principle of gayness. No one stays at a constant level of gay. Gay grows with several factors such as wearing underwear pee-hole backwards, increased gay innuendo on political forums, etc.
According to my calculations, I'm going to conservatively estimate you've sucked at least 100-120 dicks on upwards of 20 different men. Two of which weren't even gay at the time.
Pretty sure my logic and numbers are beyond reproach/scrutiny so I'm asking you to FINALLY come out of the closet and tells how many dicks you've REALLY sucked?
Thanks in advance