It's called Narrative License....like when you lie in your chronicles
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I don't lie. You have the experience.
This is another topic where you suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect. I guess you never did look up C Rats, T Rats, or MREs, otherwise known as Meals Refused by Ethiopians.
BV is in question time out indefinitely, until he takes the pledge to answer questions one for one.