7 Jan 2024 2:06 am
B.See » 06 Jan 2024, 2:15 am » wrote: ↑ Point taken. Anyway, don't know about you, Ode, but I sure as hell had a GREAT Christmas and New Year's vacay from all the fascist and nazis, and hope you did too.
The most entertaining pieces of late being that, according to Kinzinger, ol' Beelzebub smells exactly like you'd expect the Anti-Christ to smell like: armpits, ketchup, makeup, and ***, and that he'd long been bought by foreign governments since day ONE (to no surprise).
And oh, that MAGA is in a **** because on a New Year's Eve TV show, Greenday reminded America that "a redneck agenda" and "a MAGA agenda" are pretty fkng much THE SAME THING. (Though I've a sneakin' suspicion those whining the loudest knew this all along...shhhhh.)
From the Cap: Wow, Santa’s Not **** Around With That Naughty List This Year excerpts from showercapblog dot com -- Friday, December 15th, 2023
Chuck Grassley admitted there’s “no evidence” of wrongdoing on President Biden’s part, but that hardly matters, since the House majority feels no particular obligation to name the alleged crimes they’re investigating.
Anyway, as Troy Nehls reminds us, a Republican Congressman is first and foremost a low-level Trump campaign staffer, and that organization is not exactly world-renowned for its exacting standards.
Shoot, they’ll draft any defective ******* disposed to defend a declining dotard’s dreams of dictatorship. Even so, when it comes autocrat ***-kissing, you have to get up pretty early to beat JD Vance to the front of the line.
Incidentally, it’s delightful to see Jack Smith so prepared for Off-Brand Orbán’s **** legal stall tactics.
In clear violation of the constitutional prohibition on cruel and unusual punishment, CNN hosted a town hall with shrieking fascist dorkwad Vivek Ramaswamy.
Ramaswamy’s been palling around Iowa with Steve “Too Racist for the Trump-Era GOP” King, by the way, and I certainly advise all Haley precinct captains to update their rabies vaccine before approaching any hissing Vivek unviables on caucus night.
It’s hard to believe that before Donald Trump came along, a sex scandal involving a credible rape allegation was enough to end one’s career in Republican politics; nowadays, young MAGA apparatchiks understand YOU GOT TO MONETIZE THAT ****. And I know that $2 million sounds like a lot to make the Florida GOP’s Christian Ziegler problem go away, but remember, it’s gotta be split three ways ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
In the waning days of the Fall of the Turd Reich, seems a binder filled with “highly classified information related to Russian election interference” went missing, smuggled, perhaps, out of the White House up Mark Meadows’ cavernous ***, alongside Kim Jong-un’s love notes and Donnie One-Term’s favorite Churchill bust.
Paul Ryan derided Fat Q*bert as “an authoritarian narcissist” and “not a conservative” who “couldn’t even steal health care from millions of Americans with control of both houses of Congress” who Ryan “will of course vote for in 2024” because “what do you expect from me, courage? Principles? I’m Paul freakin’ Ryan for pity’s sake!”
Rudy Giuliani stepped up lobbying efforts to bring his character back in any forthcoming Borat sequels, now that his $148 million defamation bill finally arrived in the mail. Hey, if that doesn’t work out, I hear Four Seasons Total Landscaping is hiring. [and] Ted Cruz seems curiously reticent to claim credit for the world he worked so hard to build, where his constituents have to flee their home state to exercise their fundamental human rights, wonder what that’s about?
“Too often we honor swagger and bluster and wielders of force; too often we excuse those who are willing to build their own lives on the shattered dreams of others.”
― Robert Kennedy