19 May 2024 4:19 pm
*rippy38 » 19 May 2024, 2:19 pm » wrote: ↑ Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her
NEW YORK, NY — As the Donald Trump criminal trial continued to make headlines for both its political implications and the artistic renderings of the people involved, adult film star Stormy Daniels offered hush money to the courtroom sketch artist to get him to stop drawing her.
"Name your price," Daniels was overheard saying to the sketch artist during a court recess. "My entire image and career are predicated on my looks. Your drawings are killing me. I mean, look at this one. You drew me like I'm some sort of lobotomized nursing home resident. Is that really what you see when you look at me? My head isn't shaped like that!"
https://babylonbee.com/news/stormy-dani ... rawing-her
The Babylon Bee is parody site. You should have specified that.