Next thing you know. Huey and the LoLbertarians will want corporations to have voting rights. They will spin it as a voting rights freedom act. And then, corporations can have representation directly in congress, because disallowing Exxon congressional representation is slavery. After all, we can't limit freedom of persons.
See, this is what happens when you allow the absurdity that fetus' are considered people. You can say anything is a person then. Even a business.