12 Apr 2022 4:27 pm
LincolnNebraska » 11 Apr 2022, 6:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Al Sharpton was guest preacher at the black church where I live. I had to check him out and see what it was all about.
I was in the pew and Rev Al approached me. I don’t know why he approached me specifically. Maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church.
Anyway, he laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God almighty, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.
He put his hand on my head and said, "For it will be done! You will walk today!" Again, I told him I had no disability.
After the sermon, I headed to the parking lot, and my car had been stolen.
Dahwuh me. I laffed my *** off at de look on yo face!
