I used to ride a stud pony - a dangerous undertaking. I've been in that precise position, and it does bring mirth.
That said, riding an unaltered bull elephant is retarded. I'm amazed to learn it happens - but a photo is worth 140 characters.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?