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30 Jun 2017 7:44 am
IT'S PIZZAGATE ON MARS
Alex Jones is the man that T-Bag said has an 'amazing reputation.'NASA Denies That It’s Running a Child Slave Colony on Mars
A report on Alex Jones’ InfoWars claiming child sex slaves have been kidnapped and shipped to Mars is untrue, NASA told The Daily Beast on Thursday.
“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars.
There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t.
There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast.
“But there are no humans.”
On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele.
“So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”
Jones echoed Steele, saying “clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening” because “every time probes go over they turn them off.”