dildo_swaggins » 10 Feb 2023, 10:10 pm » wrote: ↑
Her ****** isn't so much a football as is is an double Arby's roast beef with a little too much horsy sauce . It's kinda gross to look at but hell you gotta eat something.

That's actually a pretty solid description of football ******. It's not named for being shaped like a football. It's named for having been used by many, many squads of horny and enthusiastic men.
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