dildo_swaggins » 10 Feb 2023, 10:28 pm » wrote: ↑
She has these tiny little T-Rex arms so she uses an old towel on a stick. We thought of marketing them as a companion to the fart in a jar and become a thousand aire in no time
Yeah, that's not something you wanna take home to mama. But there's an upside to every woman.
This one? She'll make you the sure winner of any pig sticking contest you enter.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?