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31 Jul 2017 10:20 pm
‘So ****’ Sorry To Hear About This ****,’ Reads Outpouring Of Sympathetic Texts From Scaramucci’s Friends, Family
Following his abrupt dismissal just 10 days after being named White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly received an outpouring of sympathetic texts Monday from friends and family expressing that they were “so ****’ sorry to hear about this ****.”
“My deepest ****’ condolences, Tony, it’s terrible to hear you got ****-canned by these ***-munching cocks in D.C.,” read a text message in part, just one of dozens sent by old buddies at Goldman Sachs, current business partners at SkyBridge Capital, and extended family in New Jersey in response to his “goddamn ****” dismissal.
“Sorry to hear those bitches gave you the **** ax, Mooch.
That jackass [John] Kelly got no **** clue what a good ****’ dude you are.
Just know your mother and I always got your **** back.”
At press time, Scaramucci’s New York office was reportedly filled with flower arrangements and handwritten cards lamenting that this was “absolute **** trash.”
Following his abrupt dismissal just 10 days after being named White House communications director, Anthony Scaramucci reportedly received an outpouring of sympathetic texts Monday from friends and family expressing that they were “so ****’ sorry to hear about this ****.”
“My deepest ****’ condolences, Tony, it’s terrible to hear you got ****-canned by these ***-munching cocks in D.C.,” read a text message in part, just one of dozens sent by old buddies at Goldman Sachs, current business partners at SkyBridge Capital, and extended family in New Jersey in response to his “goddamn ****” dismissal.
“Sorry to hear those bitches gave you the **** ax, Mooch.
That jackass [John] Kelly got no **** clue what a good ****’ dude you are.
Just know your mother and I always got your **** back.”
At press time, Scaramucci’s New York office was reportedly filled with flower arrangements and handwritten cards lamenting that this was “absolute **** trash.”