If by 'stalker' you mean someone who does everything she can to avoid you, then yes I am your stalker.
You're the one who keeps showing up in my threads, not the other way around.
You're the one who makes a snarky remark every time I make a post in someone else's thread.
You're the one who mentions my name in many of your posts.
You're the one who checks my profile multiple times a day.
You're the one who starts a bunch of whiny threads about me.
You're the one who has one of my quotes as your signature.