Hey, he USED to be a republican. He WANTS to be a republican.
He just can't agree with scrapping the Constitution, killing everyone over 60, burning libraries and raping nuns. He WISHES he could be a republican again - but hunting down and exterminating midgets is a bridge to far for his scruples.
He'll meet republicans half way on dwarves, but they're just too far over the line for him.
It's a matter of principle for the groomer.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?